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- Daniel Radcliffe
- Suicide; Bloodloss
- While on the set for the 7th Harry Potter movie, tries to convince other cast members that he can do magic. When this approves impossible, he begins slitting his wrists while shouting "I LOVE HERMIONE" over and over again until he dies.
- MILEY CYRUS
- RAPED AND SHOOT IN HER HEAD BY JOE OF JONAS BROTHERS
- Edward
- Cancer
- Edward get's teeth cancer from biting bella's womb, which had cancer. He dies 20 days later.
- Criss Angel
- Crushed to death
- While walking down the street one of his idiot fans spots him and shouts, then he gets ganged raped by 50 fat fifteen-year old girls and dies from the pressure of having them all on top at once.
- Your Mother
- Vaginal Pain
- While making cookies , your mom suddenly fent someone trying to get 'inside' her . She suffered great pain .....and died .
- Destiny Hope Cyrus
- LUng Failure
- 3PM January 5, 2012
Gets teased to smoke by friends and gets addicted to it then suddenly she gets lung failure. - Алексей
- Остановка сердца
- Cayligh Fraiser
- Heart attack
- Comes At hospital at 2:00 am, dies at 7:00 AM
- Timmy Turner
- Torture
- Timmy was Walking when his idiot friends spotted him and took him to a underground Torture thing. 2000 girls raped him and...well i can't say. but all of thim made him die because of so much pleasure that he died.
- Stephenie Meyer
- Bleeds to Death
- Whilst penning her latest piece of crap, 'Midnight Sun', Miss Meyer receives a package from UPS containing a batshit insane fan's copy of Twilight, which is laced with explosives and blows up in her face. Taking off her flesh but not enough to kill her, her thesaurus then decides to take its revenge and anally rapes her with a shank, causing massive bleeding and eventually an agonizing death. Many lulz are had.